Johnny Caillou

Kai U is a parody Caillou but looks more like a nerd, his hair resembles a sheep and acts like he's on cocaine but he also likes tickle fights. He gets grounded IN THE GROUND and eats nothing but popcorn, milky bars, and twinkies. His favourite drink is salad cream, Coke and vanilla milkshake mixed together.

Height 7 ft 9

Age 9 billion years old

Likes: Tickle fights, cocaine and badly mixed combo drinks, Bum fights, Being High on crack, Poptropica, Maths, White chocolate, An Irish leprechaun, Jackass

Dislikes: Being sane or calm, Relaxing, Sleeping, Not being high, Milk Chocolate, Beer

Friends: James, Bob, Russell, Eric, Johnny, Frank, Drew Pickles, All nerds, Ned Flanders, Barney the purple dinosaur, Micky Mouse, Shaggy Rogers, Timmy the crybaby

Girlfriend: Door AHH the explorwhore

Enimies: Steve Wilkos, Jocks, Bouncers and anyone who is buff basically, Bin men, Homeless people, All WWE/WWF Superstars, Mike Tyson

Worst enemy: None other than STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

Birthplace: The racist deep south

Real Name: Johnny Kai U

I am the same person as Caillou according to him lol